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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 10:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Which race of women are the hottest?

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Still no good

Why does he text me first but when I never text first he gets mad?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Moderate liberals, if any use leftist Quora, how do you feel about being associated with those who enjoy burning American flags, supporting Hamas, having men competing against women in sports, open borders, green new deal and general wokery?

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Then came..

Can you explain the difference between fissionable and fissile materials and their role in nuclear power reactors?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

In what ways is modern day Russia similar to the USSR? How does it differ from the USSR in terms of culture and politics?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

How should you handle a situation where your friend tells you they like someone who also likes you? Should you tell them or continue as normal?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do people turn a blind eye to bad behaviour if someone is very good looking? Whereas if someone is ugly, they get harshly judged for everything?

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do unattractive men assume that a pretty woman like me want them?

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

Why is Tiananmen Square censored?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

How do great movie moments influence how people handle real-life moral dilemmas?

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

Do opposites attract? How often do you see weird couples like a guy/girl dating someone who is boring with no sense of humor ?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why are Republicans so brainwashed and oblivious to the fact that a lot of the price increases going on right now is due to corporate greed, not inflation?